Egg Hunt Egg-stravaganza 2026 - Revision history

Zelminar at 12:01, 9 April 2026

2026-04-09T12:01:36Z

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	The Horizon XI Easter Event, long anticipated for its modest but beloved rewards, was formally placed into the category scholars now describe as cancelled until it’s not. This unique scheduling status means the event is neither happening nor not happening. It simply exists in a state of cosmic uncertainty, much like trying to get a party invite as a level 17 Dragoon.		The Horizon XI Easter Event, long anticipated for its modest but beloved rewards, was formally placed into the category scholars now describe as cancelled until it’s not. This unique scheduling status means the event is neither happening nor not happening. It simply exists in a state of cosmic uncertainty, much like trying to get a party invite as a level 17 Dragoon.

	Among the most vocal mourners of the delay were White Mages, whose collective heartbreak could be felt from Ronfaure to Rabao. Many had prepared their Devotion sets in solemn expectation of receiving the sacred [[Happy Egg]]. Without it, these poor healers have been left wandering the realm with slightly less HP than they believe they deserve, which is widely considered a medical emergency in priestly circles.		Among the most vocal mourners of the delay were White Mages, whose collective heartbreak could be felt from Ronfaure to Rabao. Many had prepared their [[Devotion]] sets in solemn expectation of receiving the sacred [[Happy Egg]]. Without it, these poor healers have been left wandering the realm with slightly less HP than they believe they deserve, which is widely considered a medical emergency in priestly circles.

	Some have reported symptoms including disappointment mild spiritual erosion and the inability to resist making egg related puns. Others simply clutch their staves and whisper please just one little egg.		Some have reported symptoms including disappointment mild spiritual erosion and the inability to resist making egg related puns. Others simply clutch their staves and whisper please just one little egg.

	Whether the event will return remains uncertain. But rest assured that when it does the White Mages of Horizon XI will be first in line ready to embrace their long awaited oval of statistically insignificant yet emotionally vital joy.		Whether the event will return remains uncertain. But rest assured that when it does the White Mages of Horizon XI will be first in line ready to embrace their long awaited oval of statistically insignificant yet emotionally vital joy.

Zelminar: /* Cancelled until it's not */

2026-04-09T12:00:39Z

Cancelled until it's not

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	== Cancelled ~~until~~ it's ~~not~~ ==		== Cancelled Until it's Not ==

	The Horizon XI Easter Event, long anticipated for its modest but beloved rewards, was formally placed into the category scholars now describe as cancelled until it’s not. This unique scheduling status means the event is neither happening nor not happening. It simply exists in a state of cosmic uncertainty, much like trying to get a party invite as a level 17 Dragoon.		The Horizon XI Easter Event, long anticipated for its modest but beloved rewards, was formally placed into the category scholars now describe as cancelled until it’s not. This unique scheduling status means the event is neither happening nor not happening. It simply exists in a state of cosmic uncertainty, much like trying to get a party invite as a level 17 Dragoon.

Zelminar at 11:55, 9 April 2026

2026-04-09T11:55:37Z

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	The Horizon XI Easter Event, long anticipated for its modest but beloved rewards, was formally placed into the category scholars now describe as cancelled until it’s not. This unique scheduling status means the event is neither happening nor not happening. It simply exists in a state of cosmic uncertainty, much like trying to get a party invite as a level 17 Dragoon.		The Horizon XI Easter Event, long anticipated for its modest but beloved rewards, was formally placed into the category scholars now describe as cancelled until it’s not. This unique scheduling status means the event is neither happening nor not happening. It simply exists in a state of cosmic uncertainty, much like trying to get a party invite as a level 17 Dragoon.

	Among the most vocal mourners of the delay were White Mages, whose collective heartbreak could be felt from Ronfaure to Rabao. Many had prepared their Devotion sets in solemn expectation of receiving the sacred Happy Egg. Without it, these poor healers have been left wandering the realm with slightly less HP than they believe they deserve, which is widely considered a medical emergency in priestly circles.		Among the most vocal mourners of the delay were White Mages, whose collective heartbreak could be felt from Ronfaure to Rabao. Many had prepared their Devotion sets in solemn expectation of receiving the sacred [[Happy Egg]]. Without it, these poor healers have been left wandering the realm with slightly less HP than they believe they deserve, which is widely considered a medical emergency in priestly circles.

	Some have reported symptoms including disappointment mild spiritual erosion and the inability to resist making egg related puns. Others simply clutch their staves and whisper please just one little egg.		Some have reported symptoms including disappointment mild spiritual erosion and the inability to resist making egg related puns. Others simply clutch their staves and whisper please just one little egg.

	Whether the event will return remains uncertain. But rest assured that when it does the White Mages of Horizon XI will be first in line ready to embrace their long awaited oval of statistically insignificant yet emotionally vital joy.		Whether the event will return remains uncertain. But rest assured that when it does the White Mages of Horizon XI will be first in line ready to embrace their long awaited oval of statistically insignificant yet emotionally vital joy.

Zelminar at 11:50, 9 April 2026

2026-04-09T11:50:12Z

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	Cancelled ~~Until It’s Not~~		== Cancelled until it's not ==

	The Horizon XI Easter Event, long anticipated for its modest but beloved rewards, was formally placed into the category scholars now describe as cancelled until it’s not. This unique scheduling status means the event is neither happening nor not happening. It simply exists in a state of cosmic uncertainty, much like trying to get a party invite as a level 17 Dragoon.		The Horizon XI Easter Event, long anticipated for its modest but beloved rewards, was formally placed into the category scholars now describe as cancelled until it’s not. This unique scheduling status means the event is neither happening nor not happening. It simply exists in a state of cosmic uncertainty, much like trying to get a party invite as a level 17 Dragoon.

Zelminar at 11:48, 9 April 2026

2026-04-09T11:48:13Z

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	Some have reported symptoms including disappointment mild spiritual erosion and the inability to resist making egg related puns. Others simply clutch their staves and whisper please just one little egg.		Some have reported symptoms including disappointment mild spiritual erosion and the inability to resist making egg related puns. Others simply clutch their staves and whisper please just one little egg.

	Whether the event will return remains uncertain. But rest assured that when it does the White Mages of Horizon will be first in line ready to embrace their long awaited oval of statistically insignificant yet emotionally vital joy.		Whether the event will return remains uncertain. But rest assured that when it does the White Mages of Horizon XI will be first in line ready to embrace their long awaited oval of statistically insignificant yet emotionally vital joy.

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2026-04-09T11:47:36Z

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Cancelled Until It’s Not

The Horizon XI Easter Event, long anticipated for its modest but beloved rewards, was formally placed into the category scholars now describe as cancelled until it’s not. This unique scheduling status means the event is neither happening nor not happening. It simply exists in a state of cosmic uncertainty, much like trying to get a party invite as a level 17 Dragoon.

Among the most vocal mourners of the delay were White Mages, whose collective heartbreak could be felt from Ronfaure to Rabao. Many had prepared their Devotion sets in solemn expectation of receiving the sacred Happy Egg. Without it, these poor healers have been left wandering the realm with slightly less HP than they believe they deserve, which is widely considered a medical emergency in priestly circles.

Some have reported symptoms including disappointment mild spiritual erosion and the inability to resist making egg related puns. Others simply clutch their staves and whisper please just one little egg.

Whether the event will return remains uncertain. But rest assured that when it does the White Mages of Horizon will be first in line ready to embrace their long awaited oval of statistically insignificant yet emotionally vital joy.