Patch Notes: April 1st 2023

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April 1st, 2023

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HorizonXI has always utilized "Era+" to enhance the Final Fantasy XI experience, but we have decided instead to implement the "Era-" system and actively make the game worse for everyone. The following items were added in today's patch:

  • The April Fool's day event has been enabled.
  • If multiple players click on the same HELM node, they will enter PVP. Only the victor shall remain and claim the node.
  • The Chocobo license quest now takes 6-8 real life weeks.
  • Chocobos now cost 1 million gil.
  • Barber shop NPCs to change character hairstyles have been enabled, but you have to defeat Absolute Virtue before you can access it.
  • Galkas have been deleted from the game.
  • Beastmasters can now use their pets to attack other players.
  • Every player suggestion has been implemented, except we have done the opposite of what was asked for.
  • The drop rate of Yingyang rope has been reduced.
  • Utsusemi is now merely a “suggestion” and will not always block incoming damage just like blink.
  • Conrad has been moved back to his original spot in Bastok Mines but he no longer offers outpost warp services.
  • All rich crafters have been sent to jail forever. • Simurgh, Roc, King Arthro, and Serket may now spawn inside Lower Jeuno.
  • Corsair has been added but their phantom rolls have been removed because gambling is against the terms of service. *Due to popular demand, the Twinkling Treants have been brought back and outpost warps are disabled until they are all killed. Also they have 20x more HP than before.
  • Bard songs now stack infinitely because Bard is underpowered and needs buffs.
  • The Christmas event is back again somehow. But this time forever.
  • Ebon Panels in sea now actually do something but we won't tell you what.
  • All custom HorizonXI music has been replaced with this:

Note's

  • It was a joke..... that went horribly right.
  • The April Fool's day event has been enabled was a real thing.
  • for part of the day of April 1st you would be changed to a random Mannequin and get a /tell from Balamor on what appeared zoning.
    • This caused at least one know issue with RSE gear.
    • This could be fixed by using any of the many race swap plugins or addons.
    • Horizon chat had much to say.
  • Balamor is from a future expansion pack Seekers of Seekers of Adoulin, he is a Jester that plays games with the player.

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